A roundup of links you really wont want to miss.  (Baby Glutton?  Seriously?)

• "But can you breast-feed a babydoll in shul?" Spanish toymakers release "Bebe Gluton" (Baby Glutton), a doll that simulates breast-feeding and generally makes me feel icky. Debra Nussbaum Cohen does a great job explaining why it's okay to be disturbed by this. [The Sisterhood]
• What would your Jewish Grandma say about Obama's health care plan? Here is one take. [JTA]
• Natalie Portman to play a Hasidic woman in "New York, I Love You" [Tablet]
• Review: Standing By: The Making of an American Military Family in a Time of War, the autobiographical memoir of a Jewish military wife. [The Jewish Chronicle]
• "Mommy, What's a Spliff?" Talking to your kids about drugs on the anniversary of Woodstock [Tablet]
• New book Gender and American Jews: Patterns in Work, Education, and Family in Contemporary Life uses sociological data to explore the gender dynamics of the modern Jewish family. [UPNE]
• World's largest matzah ball in New York City. [Mixed Multitudes]  The best part?  It looks like a giant breast. [NYDailyNews]